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When striptease turns burlesque

Not everyone can tell a joke. And not everyone can do a striptease.

This week, PDu30 had the press hanging onto his every word when he updated them on the war vs. drugs. He led them on with juicy bits, intimating very high political patronage… dropping hint that a politician’s driver even collected tong for the his boss’ candidature from local drug lords.

He could have left it at that. But like at his fireside chats, when the press pressed… and the President spilled the beans and gave the game away.

A cocked gun is a threat…but if you pull the trigger, you lose its threat value. Why spoil a good striptease into a burlesque?

PDu30 could learn from his favorite presidents, Ferdinand Marcos and Fidel V. Ramos, who calibrated what they dished out to the press.

Or he could take lessons from our celebrated raconteur Gary Lising, whom we could never tell until the end of the story if he was telling the truth or a joke.

 

HEADERS & FOOTERS.

 

Noy slams GMA acquittal  — News item

 

Former President Benigno Aquino III questioned the Supreme Court’s decision to clear his predecessor, Gloria Macapagal Arroyo, of the plunder charges on the PCSO case, saying it was sending the wrong message.

 

Lawyer says camp of former president not considering retribution — Another news item

 

Former Justice Secretary Agnes Devanadera, lawyering for former President Gloria Macapaal Arroyo, said that her client will not sue Aquino for the plunder charge, “She’s not that kind of person.” Former Solicitor General Estelito Mendoza, another counsel of Mrs. Arroyo, added that he will not recommend the filing of counter-charges. That’s taking the high ground.

 

Stop vicious cycle of charging past presidents — Gordon

 

Senator Richard Gordon called for ending the practice of filing charges against former presidents. The spectacle does not speak well of the country.

 

CEU dean is 2016 UP distinguished alumnus awardee in law. — News item

 

Until Senior Justice Josue U. Bellosillo’s designation as Dean of Centro Escolar University (CEU) School of Law and Jurispurudence, the CEU was only famous for pulling teeth.

 

Crocodiles in the Philippines — DENR

 

The Mindoro crocodile (Crocodylus mindorensis), also known as the Philippine crocodile, can be found in freshwater areas such as rivers, lakes …

No, they were not referring to the variety at Batasan.

 

More chairs installed in NAIA 3 — news report

 

The Manila International Airport Authority ordered more chairs at NAIA Terminal 3 departure lobby after new General Manager Ed Monreal saw departing passengers slumping on the floor or sitting on their trolley bags while waiting for their flights due to lack of seating spaces.

Actually, is it lack of seats, or flight delays?

 

OVERHEARD. When Senator Franklin Drion moved to interpellate Senator Manny Pacquiao who introduced the Senate resolution to honor Olympic silver medalist Hidilyn Diaz, the neophyte chairman of Senate Committee on Sports, after initial hesitation, agreed…if the Senate president pro tempore first survives three rounds in the ring with him.

 

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